Stolen from - healpls

Quiz thing
How stupid are you?

[+] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[+] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[+] I have choked on my own spit.

[+] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[+] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[+] I’ve told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[+] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[+] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[+] I’ve caught myself drooling.

[+] I’ve accidently caused an explosion.

[+] If someone says the word "fart", I can’t help but laugh.

[+] I’ve turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[+] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[+] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[+] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[+] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[+] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[+] I’ve used my fingers to do simple math.

[+] I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle.

[+] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[+] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t.

[+] I’ve done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[+] I’ve ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I’ve ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk

[+] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[+] I accidently break a lot of things.

[+] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[+] My friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at.

[+] I tilt my head to the side when I’m confused.

[+] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about.

[+] I’ve fallen out of my chair before.

[+] When I’m lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are.



MY STUPIDITY: 31 x 4 = 134

wtf man?

Pick the first Letter of Your first Name

A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (dess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."


Me:
I'm a ... Slutty Alcoholic Who is a beast in bed. xD!

i'm going to stop doing ports for awhile... just awhile. i'm being kept busy with school and issues irl. sorry my lovurz. <3 anyone that i said i'd make a port for before i said this you will still get your port, DONT WORRY islu! lots. lawl.

anyways.

commissions open/closed
art trades open/closed
requests open/closed

i might still make free ports. the reason i'm doing this is because i'm not getting anything from my ports. like... no one will commission me.. and yea. so yea.. lol.

<3

Here is where I'mma keep links of all the free ports I've done/am doing.
if you use ANY of my free ports, TELL ME. I want to keep track of how many people are using it and who. <3 kthnx.

oh yea. I have to send you the FSH file, sooo..... HA. can't use them without me knowing. x) booyahbitches. ilu. <3
oh, and if one person already is using one of the ports. doesn't matter. you can still use it. =3 i dont care how many ppl use them. just pllllzzzz tell me you are using it if you do. AND DONT TAKE IT FROM THE SUBMITTED FILE AND SO ON SO ON. i MUST send it to you in .fsh form or you can't use it. x)


free ports so far: 3
∙Eyeball 666 - [link]
∙Camo-flower girl - [link]
∙Girl's face - [link]

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GET THAT FOR ME!!!!!!!
I'LL MAKE YOU FREE PORTS FOR LIFE. (or until 150 bucks is used on ports, so that's 15 free ports. xD!!! ilu)


PUUUHLLEEAASE! *cries*